Posts Tagged ‘great shape’

please tell me if these products work?

this is a blog thing that a man posted read and please give your opinion if its fake its a penis enlargin cheat

Hey everyone. My name is Jason. I wrote this blog because I need to let you in on a dirty little secret that I learned from my old roommate in college. I remember he got laid once in the beginning of the year…I overheard the girl talking about how amazing of an experience it was to feel a big dick. And after that, the girls just kept flocking in. I was in denial and told myself average was good, but secretly I was jealous and wanted a big dick too.

The conversation that changed my life

One night when my roommate and I were drunk, he admitted that he had been in a few porn movies. I said "it’s awesome that male pornstars can **** all those hot chicks because they were born with big *****". He laughed and said "trust me man. they weren’t born with it!"

So I was anxious and asked him to explain more.

So what’s the secret?

He said all pornstars do secret things to grow their *****. The porn industry has been hiding this stuff for years so I’m letting you guys in on this secret because it’s changed my life. Basically he said it was possible to grow your penis by up to 2 inches in length and 1 inch in girth in 2 weeks!… and we all know that girth is what women want ;). Anyways, he told to follow 2 steps that I’m gonna tell you guys about here:

STEP 1:

The first product is MuscleMax XL, a natural supplement. This was originally designed as a muscle building product, but porn stars have been using it for years to also increase the blood flow to their penises. The extra blood flow stretches your penis, which makes it wider. The extra blood also improves sexual performance and stamina. And of course, it helps you get in great shape physically too! (just look at the pornstars!).

STEP 2:

The second product is Virility Cock Growth, another natural supplement. This big secret the porn industry has been hiding for 10 years, but people don’t talk about it because they want to keep it to themselves! This product directly increase the size of your penis by expanding the tissue and blood vessels. It is the quickest and safest way to gain inches of penis length

please tell me

How can I get a lean body?

I’d like to get a great body shape, but without weight-liftinig ’cause I hear that it is bad for my age.
Thanks for all the answers, but I’m not fat, I just want to get in great shape with-out weigh-lifting

My Weight Loss Scenario: Need Best Weight Loss Advice for ME!?

I am 23 years old and I need to lose about 90 pounds to be at my ideal weight. In high school and through 2nd year of college I played volleyball and I danced (ballet/pointe) which kept me in great shape. I gained a lot of weight when I stopped to focus on academics and internships. I gained about 70 pounds. My senior year of college I lost 45 pounds in 3 months by working out diligently 5 days a week (35 min cardio and 20 min of machine weights and crunches). I got pregnant and gained back all my weight plus about 30 pounds. I breastfed and didn’t really lose much.

So now, I am 5’7" and about 265 lbs. However, people say that they can’t believe my weight because I am very solid/lots of muscle underneath all the fat. LOL.

Anyway, I know all the right things to eat to live a healthy lifestyle (did it for years). I am eating healthy now: rarely eat red meat (if I do 97% lean), chicken, fish, lots of veggies/fruits, and whole grains only. I drink about 2.5 liters of water a day.

I was in a depressed rut for awhile because I look so different post-pregnancy and I cannot fit ANYTHING in my closet. I do not feel like myself. So, I joined a gym and I am ready to get back on track.

My issue is that I have asthma and I don’t have the stamina I used to have and its frustrating. I used to do 30 min on the elliptical straight through. Now I cannot even go 3 min without feeling out of breath. But I know that is a great workout because it works me all over with little impact to my back and knees (big breasts). I have tried the stationary bike, but I am afraid that because I am able to go without stopping, that the workout must not be that efficient.

What do you recommend? I need a real good workout that I can do at this stage that will burn calories and melt pounds. How do I get my endurance and stamina back on the elliptical? I am so embarrassed in the gym when I have to keep stopping.

Please give me the best advice for my situation. Thanks so much! I appreciate thorough responses.

older women, problems with orgasm?

I am almost 37, a women, and recently the tenor of my orgasms have changed. Instead of reaching a definitive edge to go over, I lately seem to be having an amorphous vague "oh that must have been it". I am having this "problem" solo and with my partner. Its so anti-climactic. I am in great shape. But for the past year I have been feeling as if I may be peri- menopausal, my Doc says no though. Question is are other women noticing changes like this as they age?

What is the best way to exercise that will tone all parts of my body?

I am looking for someone to help me(to give the best answer award to,lol)find the best to……….have fun,get in great shape,loose alot of weight,tone up,and just have a fabulous body shape.Most exercises are painful,boooooooooring,don’t show ANY results,and just a waste of time.Well,i hope someone can help me.I WILL REPLY TO ANYONE WHO E-MAILS ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks for reading my ad.